This has to stop

The whole Twilight phenomena has got to calm down. The whole irrational fan thing was bad enough with Titanic, but this is a whole series of poorly written drivel. Tattoos, broken marriages, stalking...

Look, I'm fine with romance stories. I'll even go for vampires and werewolves, because while overdone they can be interesting. And heck, I'll even give you the pouty, whining, pathetic teenage heroine. I've met that girl, I've met several, though none of them looked like Kristen Stewart.

But I draw the line at glistening.

On the other hand...

On a somewhat related point, being unnecessarily hungover is not the best option either.

Floyd Reference.

Do you ever have the urge to drink yourself into a mild stupor, but hesitate because you have to work the next day? And then, against your better judgement and contrary to all feelings of right and wrong you give in, against your own will really, and don't have that extra drink? It's a crime against humanity!

And you sober people think there's something wrong with me? Seriously people, pay attention to the "comfortably" part of "comfortably numb."