Thanksgiving

You know you're drinking too much when you run somewhere in the house with your hands full carrying one of your sharpest knives. Up the stairs. Wearing socks. On carpet.

And you people think I'm joking about dying young?

Did I mention they are the slippery kind of dress socks?

Happy Holidays!

Decision Making

You will be wrong.

And you better come to terms with it in a hurry.

It won’t be every decision, and hopefully it won’t be most of your decisions. But it’s going to happen from time to time, so the real question is how you make the next decision after a mistake. Your mistakes don’t define you, but how you react to them certainly will. Take responsibility, try to learn something, and move on with confidence.

Food for thought.

Placental

Here’s a question for the female gender:


Ya’ll know how to nitpick and nag (don’t be sensitive, it’s not always a bad thing.) I don’t know if this is an evolutionary trait or something handed down from mother to daughter. But it’s a reality beyond question. But why is it only mothers’ who are able to instill guilt with such precision?


Mothers are able to make other people feel guilty about absolutely anything. And it really doesn’t matter what it is, you could make me feel bad for chewing a toothpick for no good reason.


Does it have something to do with liquor amnii poisoning? Or do mothers’ only teach this skill to daughters after they have their first child? Is there some kind of conspiracy here?


It’s kind of creepy, this formidable power that ya’ll possess. Remember Spider Man here, with great power comes great responsibility.

Throwing it out there...

I think people underestimate my hilariousness.