Sunday, September 26, 2010
Sometimes
Friday, September 24, 2010
I'm that guy
Look, I know that I make fun of modern “music” quite a bit. And it is a little unfair, since I never listen to it. I’ll hear a song here or there, and think about how hell can’t be that bad, if this is what we have to go through now. But since I don’t watch MTV or listen to the radio, I really am in the dark about these things.
Well, today I expanded my horizons by listening to the radio on my drive to work. I had an audiobook to listen to for awhile, but when it ended I didn’t feel like fumbling through cd’s on the freeway. So I switched to FM and scanned through the stations. Maybe one in five stations wasn’t playing a commercial at any given time, and one in five of those was worth listening to. That’s one in 25 stations people, and I’m pretty sure there are only 20 or so stations that you can get at a time anyway.
It’s really appalling the crap people listen to nowadays. Seriously? This is hip hop? It ain’t hip and I ain’t hopping. Pop music? Who made this stuff popular?
Needless to say that after I confirmed that my ears were not actually bleeding, I put in some cd’s for the ride home.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Two Reasons
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Word of the Day
Thursday, September 16, 2010
She's Out of Your League
Has anybody read any of these scientific reports that prove definitively that beautiful women are unhealthy? In a way, they literally break your heart. Attractive women are shown to increase the cortisol levels in men, which has been linked to heart disease along with many other unfortunate maladies.
The men reading this are not surprised that women are linked to a stress hormone.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Oops
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Note to the kids...
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
For crying out loud...
Let’s talk about why having a child to save a failing relationship is a bad idea:
· Yeah, kids are a miracle and spawn mysterious feelings of love and blah, blah, blah. They are also a giant pain in the ass.
· If your relationship is tense, the lack of sleep is probably not going to calm things down.
· Do you think your girl is crazy? Let’s see what she looks like on hormones.
· Think your man is afraid of commitment? See how he acts when you drop a $100,000 dollar responsibility in his lap.
· Distractions are never solutions. Though an infant is a hell of a distraction. Points for going all out.
· You’re still going to worry about your kid when he’s 30.
· Parents who fight have kids who fight. Then the kids have kids with people they fight with, spawning another generation of people who piss me off.
· Birth is gross. Watch some Discovery if you don’t believe me. Afterbirth is more gross, however.
· Caesarean is the new midwife. Scar much?
· If you don’t have the stones to deal with relationship problems, you aren’t ready to have a conversation with a 4 year old. They ask the hard questions.
· Pissed off parents are bad parents. And I already don’t like kids, so cut me some slack.