Just so ya know

It's too bad I'm not a happier guy. I'm pretty effing hilarious when I'm in a good mood.

Ah, the memories

Remember back when you were a kid and all you wanted was to grow up? You'd get to stay up as late as you want, eat dessert before dinner, and decide what you're doing on the weekend for yourself. And you were absolutely right, when you grow up you do have the freedom to do all those things. And though we may not have known it, that's all we really wanted. Control and freedom, freedom and control.

Of course, now that we're (presumably) adults it's not anything like we thought. I tend to wish I could go to be earlier, try to avoid eating dessert because it catches up with me to fast, and spend my weekends dealing with laundry and cleaning the house. We do have the freedom, but nobody mentioned all the other shit that comes with growing up.

Unnecessary commentary, but isn't it all?

Have you ever noticed how male dogs always seem more confidant pissing than female dogs? They just lift their leg up as if to say, "eff you fire hydrant, you're my bitch now." But female dogs? It's the awkward squat that makes you wonder if their knees are backwards, and they look apologetic about the whole endeavor.

This are the things that pop into my head from time to time. So yes, I drink to keep the demons at bay.