Monday, November 15, 2010

Placental

Here’s a question for the female gender:


Ya’ll know how to nitpick and nag (don’t be sensitive, it’s not always a bad thing.) I don’t know if this is an evolutionary trait or something handed down from mother to daughter. But it’s a reality beyond question. But why is it only mothers’ who are able to instill guilt with such precision?


Mothers are able to make other people feel guilty about absolutely anything. And it really doesn’t matter what it is, you could make me feel bad for chewing a toothpick for no good reason.


Does it have something to do with liquor amnii poisoning? Or do mothers’ only teach this skill to daughters after they have their first child? Is there some kind of conspiracy here?


It’s kind of creepy, this formidable power that ya’ll possess. Remember Spider Man here, with great power comes great responsibility.

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