Unnecessary commentary, but isn't it all?

Have you ever noticed how male dogs always seem more confidant pissing than female dogs? They just lift their leg up as if to say, "eff you fire hydrant, you're my bitch now." But female dogs? It's the awkward squat that makes you wonder if their knees are backwards, and they look apologetic about the whole endeavor.

This are the things that pop into my head from time to time. So yes, I drink to keep the demons at bay.