It's happened to you

Here’s a situation that every guy has had to deal with.

Your lady friend hangs out with "that guy," you know the one, the one that’s after your lady friend. And what do they say every time?

That’s right: “We’re just friends.”

Bullshit. We know it’s bullshit. How? Because we’ve all been "that guy" at some point. Maybe we acted on it, maybe we manned up and waited our turn, whatever. The point is, we know that when two people click, it’s not a “just a friend” scenario.

Of course, then she gets upset because “jealousy is so unattractive.” You know what honey? You’d be more upset if we weren’t jealous.

Then it becomes a trust issue. “Why don’t you trust me?” And what have we all said?

Right again: “It’s not you I don’t trust.”

It’s that fucker we don’t trust! Am I right? We say the same thing every single time. And perhaps just this once, we’re actually right just about every time.

Not that we ever win the argument. You’re lady friend is going to do what she’s going to do. If you’re lucky, when “that guy” makes his move your lady resists and comes crying to you. “How could he do that? We’re just friends!”

And if you aren’t lucky? Well… you’re going to have to find a new lady friend.