Mental Notes

• I’m against any sport that encourages men to wear spandex*
• Want to know the secret to the power of positive thinking? Mental Masturbation.
• Any conversation that begins with, “If I was gay…” means that you are.
• I don’t have enough time to be well rounded.


*Some people may want to dock me on this because of football. But if you’re 6’4’’ 260lbs and run a 4.5 40 you can wear whatever you want. I won’t say nada.