Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Philanthropy

I'm going to give the world a free piece of advice, just because I'm a stand up cat.

If you are in traffic, and the car in front of you is right behind the car in front of them... there is no point in tailgating. I know this is difficult to comprehend. But if camp your bumper on my bumper, but there is absolutely nowhere for me to go because I'm surrounded by other cars, there's no way that I'm going to go any faster. Get it? I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

And that's my public service announcement, ya'll have a good day.

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