· The three greatest rock lyrics:
o Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then…
o It doesn’t mean that much to me to mean that much to you…
o Really love your peaches want to shake your tree…
· Children make me feel old.
· Infants make me feel even older.
· Is it arrogant to think I need to be more humble?
· You know life has taken a turn for the worse when instead of people politely saying: “have you been working out?” they now say “have you lost weight?” Next stop no polite references to your physique at all.
· I’m not really a glass is half full/empty kind of guy. I really just want a bigger glass. A pitcher even.
I like the peaches line too, Pitcher Man.
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